Thursday, August 14, 2008

Job Opening

This job posting has been making the rounds on the Hill recently:

Staff Assistant Congressman Hova’s Office has an immediate opening for a Staff Assistant. Responsibilities include running the streets, stacking cheese, and assisting House offices in tasks such as rain making and “tricking hoes in polo clothes”. Applicants should be motivated, detail-oriented, possess excellent knowledge of gangsterness. Please send resume to H to the Izzo V to the izzay at JZ@rockefellarecords.com. NO SNITCHES!

[HT: FamousDC]

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